Phinks: Darn, i broke a fingernail!!!

Feitan:*Bends down to pick up a kitty* "It's soooooo cute!!"

Kurotopi:I need a haircute...

shizuku: I remember!

Machi: Hisoka is so KAWAII!!

Kuroro: I GOT A PIMPLE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

sharnakk: * clicks a button on computer* " Darn, I crashed it!

Feitan:*Sings the intsy wintsy spider*

Feitan, Phinks, and fraklein: * Dressed up as the sailor scouts*We're the sailor scots of love and justice and in the name of the move we shall punish you!

Franklein: I need a shower...

Feitan: * sings opera*

Feitan: *reads a book* This is so ttouching * we find out that the book is entitled Romeo & Juliet*

Machi: " Kuroro, I got a booboo on my pinkie, kiss it better?*

Kuroro: Dang kurapica such most of the fan girls up

Kuroro: skilled hunter's getting boning, lets get another book!

Kurotopi: *sparklly eyes* Kuroro, will you be my valentime? 

Kuroro: NO! I'd like to stick to my own species...

Sharnakk: " Shit look at those IRC user!"

Sharnaak:" I was finger painting today see! I ever paited my computer heh"

Feitan: The powerpuff girls are my HERO!!

Sharnaak " Trains go choo choo"

Feitan: " giggke giggle"

Feitan: " It's cruel to test animels!!!"

Feitan: " Do you have a carset so i can drive phinks or can i site on you lap?

Phinks: " STOP TALING IN YOR SLEEP FEITAN!!!"

Feitan: * Is pratenting to drive a car*

Kurotopi: should i grow my hair long?

Other people besides the spiders:

Illumie: Killua... I LOVE YOU " Kisses Kilua"

Illumi: * walk by mirror* man, I look prettier then barbie!

Kurapica: I have a tranchula for a pet.